Thursday, October 13, 2005

One hour to kill!

So im at uni, and sure i could do some homework but i figure a much better use of my time would be to quote some lines from one of my favorite authors Terry Prachett. i know at least one of you will like them.

"It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice".

"He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk."


"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp"


"The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way that the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day. "


"Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down".

And one more for good measure!

"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?

The Death of Rats looked up from his feast of potato.

SQUEAK, he said.

Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE"

Procrastination compleate!
Will.

1 Comments:

Blogger Hooch said...

nice one bruva

13/10/05 17:33  

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