Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Eugenie and Erica's Birthday Bonanza

One startling May in '82
A babe was born with eyes of blue,
It happened again in '84
When a green eyed one popped out around four

Such a peculiar phenomena, all these baby appearances
With the screaming and the crying and the vomiting gross substances
The parents were bewildered, bewitched and be-bothered
And those endless nappies left them harrassed and ha-haggard

But those babies were only babies for a baby amount of time
Very soon they were walking and talking of crime
(The good kind of crime like scheming for boys -
like drinking and dancing and making too much noise)

So what better way to commemorate all this birth
Than a night filled with merriment, mayhem and mirth?
There'll be screaming with laughter and crying for more
(But hopefully no vomiting all over the floor)

We invite you this Friday, that's the night of the 5th
To Brunswick Street Fitzroy, we hope you'll come with
We'll meet at Bar Open at 9pm sharp
Where we'll stay for a while and from then embark
On a journey of fun filled celebratory drinks
Of dancing or whatever else gives you your kicks
Of course Eug and Erica don't want to drive
So if anyone out there could give them a ride
They'd be grateful and gratuitous and other words with G
(But not G-string or G-banger, stop thinking dirty!)
If you want to know more, or if the poem was too long
Or even to inquire about what is a dipthong
Just send us an email, be it long or it short
And we'll reply with ever a snappy retort
But enough of this rambling, it's taking up time
And to tell you the truth I'm rather out-rhymed
We'll see you all Friday by hook or by crook
Ah crap, I'll just end this last line with schnook.


Blogger Erica said...

Does Optional Footer have a girlfriend? Who is Para? Where did they come from? What do they want with Optional Footer?

2/5/06 17:20  
Blogger Erica said...


Me understand now.

Hello Para. Welcome. Hope you like it over there in the sidebar. Don't drink too many of those cocktails

2/5/06 17:21  
Blogger Hooch said...

That poem was awesome! I'm seriously nearly crying with laughter right now. I'm so glad i asked you to make the post. you are the KING!!!

well.... obviously, i'll be there.

2/5/06 17:52  
Blogger Fanboy said...

Hey, cudos on the poem Erica. I'll be itchin' to come and I will be there. I will be rehearsing Friday night so I suld be there betweeen 10 & 10:30 or so. I'll be rivig so my car will be up for grabs as well. Look forward to it. see you guys then.

2/5/06 18:27  
Blogger Dee said...


Can't wait girls, count me in. Talk soon re driving etc.

love me

3/5/06 10:00  
Blogger Dee said...

ok, a little update on the driving sit.

Jen has kindly offered to drive Hooch Erica, Imo and Me!

Hope to see you all rocking out on Brunswick like the cool people we are


4/5/06 11:46  
Blogger someone said...

Great night guys! I haven't been to that bar or The Bar I should say, in over 2 years so it was cool!

Enjoyed chatting with people I haven't for ages!

Hope the two b'day girls had a fab night!

Kel (someone) xxx

6/5/06 11:30  

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